Interview with Glass Box

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I welcome you to the interrogation of @Glass box ! Let’s not waste any time and jump right in. All eyes on you!

How did you come up with the name Glass Box?

How old are you?

What’s your occupation?

What are your hobbies?

Which is your favorite gaming console of all time and what are your favorite games?

Do you follow other sports aside from football?

Have you played any sports?

What’s your drug/alcohol/cigarette brand of choice?

What’s your favorite cocktail?

How did you become an Inter fan?

What are you worst memories as an Inter fan?

Who are your favorite Inter players of all time?

Which Inter players do you detest the most?

Who are your favorite players of other clubs (active or retired)?

Which player that has universally been like do you have a disdain for?

Who is your favorite Macedonian player?

Rank the following Inter girls from worst to best:

Ilaria Alesso

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Giada Chang

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Eva Gini

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Micaela Acevedo

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Gaia Acotto

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Should it be legal to rape an aggressor in self defense?

What’s the largest mammal that you can knock out with one punch?

If you had to pick 4 FIFers to play a game of soggy biscuit with, who would you choose, and would you be one of the winners?

Who would you fuck, marry, kill out of Gagliardini, Correa and Acerbi?

Would you drink a full 1 liter bottle of 3 penis wine if it was the only way to make Inter great again?
 
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Why is your dad an EPL fanboy?

Which FIF member would you least want to be stuck in an elevator with?

What's your favorite Italian city?
 

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How did you come up with the name Glass Box?

-I don't remember, I was much younger then. It's a retarded name really but I can't change it now because new forum rulz.

How old are you?

-32

What’s your occupation?

-Lawyer

What are your hobbies?

-Walking, swimming, excercise at home, to the gym when I'm up for it/not lazy fat cunt. Used to play table tennis a lot but haven't played in years now.

Which is your favorite gaming console of all time and what are your favorite games?

-Xbox 360. I still play it cause I could get lots of games very cheap and there're still good games I like to replay once a year maybe. Favourite is for PC thou - Rome Total War. Other mentions - Red Dead Redemption, LA Noire, Assassin's Creed II, Gta V, Mafia, Diablo II, Fallout, Hitman Absolution, Max Payne, some of the Batmans were okay. There're probably more but can't remember now.

Do you follow other sports aside from football?

-Not regularly. Maybe international games in handball or basketball, tennis here and there but I don't really pay much attention.

Have you played any sports?

-Basketball 8-14 years old. But never got into the sport really. I was hyped only cause of Michael Jordan. Also was a goalie on what the English call 5-a-side (is it), you know the football played on small fields of course as a hobby.

What’s your drug/alcohol/cigarette brand of choice?

-Well I'm not a user only tried pot but not a fan. Alcohol - Ouzo. Don't smoke, I used to sometimes. Lucky strike? If I had to pick.

How did you become an Inter fan?

-A friend of mine in the neighbourhood was a fan and he was often wearing an Inter jersey when we played football, one day he showed me everything he had at home Inter related - scarfs, jerseys, etc. and I was initiated. I'd say it was the colours of the shirts and the logo. Which is why these new changes in the past few years fucked me off a little bit tbh.

What are you worst memories as an Inter fan?

- 5 May 2002 and 1-5 to Arsenal at home 2003

Who are your favorite Inter players of all time?

- Zanetti, Cambiasso, Maicon, Cruz, Vieri, Deki, Samuel, Julione, Cordoba, Eto'o, Milito

Which Inter players do you detest the most?

-I don't detest anyone but closest to disliking is Correa because I think he doesn't treat the shirt respectfully (zero fight in him)

Who are your favorite players of other clubs (active or retired)?

- I don't have any tbh never wanked on other clubs' players.

Which player that has universally been like do you have a disdain for?

-I don't care but if they joined Milan/Juventus I do for practical reasons. C Ronaldo I guess.

Who is your favorite Macedonian player?

-Pangoat Inter treble winner

Rank the following Inter girls from worst to best:

-Micaela Ilaria Giada Gaia Eva. But if I didn't have to pick they're all fine.

Should it be legal to rape an aggressor in self defense?

-Rape in self defense is not a thing nor it should be.

What’s the largest mammal that you can knock out with one punch?

-Human I guess

If you had to pick 4 FIFers to play a game of soggy biscuit with, who would you choose, and would you be one of the winners?

-Phonk, Candreva Crosses, That's Unpossible, RMancini10 (he's not active anymore but he seems the type tbh think he had a genuine crush on Mancini). You guys seem the type for it ngl. I think I would be a winner cause I do things good when pressured facing bad consequences.

Who would you fuck, marry, kill out of Gagliardini, Correa and Acerbi?

-Marry Gags, Fuck Acerbi (only in video game).

Would you drink a full 1 liter bottle of 3 penis wine if it was the only way to make Inter great again?

- No fuck off with that bro

Why is your dad an EPL fanboy?

-Why are people usually epl fanboys? They play fast? They "never defend on 1-0"? That kind of stuff.

Which FIF member would you least want to be stuck in an elevator with?

-Ninja ngl

What's your favorite Italian city?

-Rome

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Who would win a fight to the death between Brehme and Browha?
 

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We'd probably both pay some people to do the fighting for us if it ever came to that extreme.
I'll fight for both of you in a beer battle.
 
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- your top 3 Inter kits?
- the team you dislike most outside of Serie A?
- favourite musician / band
- favourite film / tv series
- favourite food / dish
- if you had to relocate, which city or country would you move to and why
- where will Inter finish this season? and who will be our MVP and worst player
- any other job / profession you would have liked to do
- what are the best and worst things about where you currently live
 
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We'd probably both pay some people to do the fighting for us if it ever came to that extreme.
With cigars and cocktails, like Leo do caprio on Django unchained
 
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- your top 3 Inter kits?
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- the team you dislike most outside of Serie A?
In recent times I have to say the way Barcelona treats its players is cultist levels disgusting
- favourite musician / band
Motörhead, Warbringer (trash metal band you probably haven't heard of, very aggressive lyrics which I like when used in art)
- favourite film / tv series
Some Western/gangster films. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, For a Few Dollars more. That kind of stuff. I like Untouchables, the movie is OK but Morricone's soundtrack is great. Also: Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai. Fucken love that film and RZA's soundtrack is amazing. /shows Sorpranos.
- favourite food / dish
Salmon fish
- if you had to relocate, which city or country would you move to and why
not anything in particular but by the sea or even a lake
- where will Inter finish this season? and who will be our MVP and worst player
3rd. Brozo best Correa worst
- any other job / profession you would have liked to do
not really
- what are the best and worst things about where you currently live
Best- cheap, can go almost anywhere I need to by walk. Worst-corrupt/kleptocratic, incompetent government
 

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I missed this. Most people have already asked things i was going to so i will go for this. I know you're into reading. Who's your favorite author?
 

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I missed this. Most people have already asked things i was going to so i will go for this. I know you're into reading. Who's your favorite author?
More "recent" author: Dostoevski, he writes deep but also funny, no matter how tragic the stories there's always a bit of subtle dark humour to it which I appreciate. Very human aspect to his writing.

Ancient: Plutarch. The English translation of Parallel Lives is very old, but the way in which it's translated to me is amazing. Some sentences are very long and mentally taxing but worth it. He writes his (real or legendary) characters not to be historically 100% accurate, but to create a picture of them which is no longer done in this era for obvious reasons but if you read them to enjoy instead of trying to learn the absolute truth that can never be really known you'll have a good time and come to your own conclusion yourself. This is imo very important when you decide to read.

Honourable mentions - Pearl Buck, Bertrand Russell, though haven't read much of what they wrote I enjoyed the few books I read by them.

Those are that come to my mind rn.
 
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A lawyer, nice...we had somewhere a thread where we discussed about FIF members occupations, but i'm too lazy to search, and it was so long ago, in a time when JJM was counting his posts number of "Thanks", and Devious his cats.

How many years of school did you do to become a lawyer?
 
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A lawyer, nice...we had somewhere a thread where we discussed about FIF members occupations, but i'm too lazy to search, and it was so long ago, in a time when JJM was counting his posts number of "Thanks", and Devious his cats.

How many years of school did you do to become a lawyer?
 

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How many years of school did you do to become a lawyer?
5 years + masters degree + 1 year of practice to be eligible for a bar exam but I took it 1 year late cause I needed to study & work at the same time (some cunts are just "practicing" that year somewhere on paper only so they could take the bar exam with more ease) + some sort of a lawyer exam that is merely a formality, but you have to wait 4-5 months to take it so that you can finally obtain the licence.

So in total you study about 6 years but the time you have to wait between studies, master degree, bar exam, the lawyer exam & taking an oath before taking the licence you'll need roughly 7.

I needed 8 cause of that 1 year delay for the bar exam. When I think about it, I was dragging writing my thesis till the last moment cause I didn't want to work as a lawyer right after I studied (best decision I've done in my life cause I was only fucking my now ex girlfriend and played video games 24/7 for about 8-9 months lolz)

Tl;dr you can do it in 6-7 but it took me 8 in total.
 
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