Interview with Fapuccino

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efukt.com or inhumanity.com?

what's your real name?

an albanian thing that makes you feel proud ? (not counting the "thing")

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why are albanians are so awesome and perfect and awesome?

does my english suck as bad as nyall says? I CANNOT understand him .

is cannot a word?

what's the meaning of the universe? I mean the universe not uni.

is this real life?
 

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I'm better than Icardi
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Yes.

A more obvious mistake I would expect someone learning English to make would be saying something like ''ca'nt''

I know that it's a word dawg , I am just fucking with the almighty nyall
 

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What is the difference between you and browha?

Is browha a pedophile?

Do you fap when you see browha?

Last but not least, circumcision or not?
 

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What is the difference between you and browha?

Is browha a pedophile?

Do you fap when you see browha?

Last but not least, circumcision or not?


.....
serious?
 

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favorite way to commit suicide ?
 

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Do you fap in your coffee?

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Do you make your own froth for your cappuccinos?

...

How would you feel if from tomorrow the "Thanks" button would be deactivated on FIF and replaced by a "Faps" button?

faptastic!


If you were the next capitano, we were losing in half time, Strama once again fucked formations up (Jona, Chivu, Schelotto, Kuz, Cuchu, Deki, Gargano, Rocchi, Handa, Alvarez and you are playing)

Who would you :

- Slap in the face ?

- Throw your shoe at ?

- Give a motivation speech to?

- Tell to lose weight?

- Fuck his girlfriend/wife because he played lousy?

- Which youngster should be substituted in?

- What would you do to make Strama get his shit together?

- bang his sister ?

- Drink motivational Wodka in half time with?

- Tell to never, ever go on FIF ?

- tell him to have a quick fap?

- tell that he fapped too much?

- share a milkshake with?

- think that is the funniest guy in the locker?

- Tell to cut his hair/hair change?

- trade a pokemon with?


um.....is this a trick question.... chivu???

You recieve a new wage, which is 50% less then normal, Inter board tells you to go fuck yourself and no longer go on FIF, what would you do?

i think you know ;)

What team would you go to, if not Inter?

Lazio

You leave the training ground, and see a bunch of fangirls waiting for you, they want to bang you. And you know it.
But, however they are also Beiber fangirls and thus minor aged (12-16). What would you do?

the feds are all over me. can't answer these questions :)

:lick: or :megusta:

:slick: or :boogy:

:pajo: or :universe:


well you answered the profile description :)
Lol. Twat. :yao:


FAPPUCCINO: how often do you visit Zanzibar?

im kinda laying off strip clubs for now :)

Who is on your ignore list? :troll:

thats unpossible. nah just fucking kidding.

What does Fitzy have against Football Manager? Nyallism? Bladeism?

Fitzy listens to too much metal and he thinks its normal. Look past the mood swings :yao:

So, how much do you hate Bayern again? :p

Well they beat Rube, so not anymore I guess :)

Why am I never mentioned on that stupid members list?

:)

Which Albanian traitor would you like to see at Inter?

Tbh, if we sold Guarin wouldn't mind Xhaka here. I got over it, and stopped disowning em.
 

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Icardi :fap::fap::fap:right right?!?!
 

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If posts were real this thread would so sticky
 

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these interviews have turned into a trollfest...

a) Why fapuccino ? what connection is there between masturbation and a shit type of coffee ???

2. If you like masturbating so much, why don't you just change your username to 'wanker' ?

III. I bet that if Deki & Chivu were Albanian, you'd be sucking their dicks and calling them one of the best in the world ! admit it, you would. What are your thoughts on my comment ?

Part 4. Using a few words or an emoticon, describe the following FIF member:

- Marco Branca

level 5) If i offer you $500, would you post a pic of yourself 'wanking' while drinking a cappuccino ?

your time starts now. good luck
 

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