Interview with Fapuccino

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No escaping now. :D

1. What is your morning routine?
2. What car do you drive?
3. Do you have any job?
4. Education?
5. Birthday?
6. Music?
7. If you can choose to possess one superpower, what would you choose?
8. Kova or Cou?
9. C# or Java?
10. Tits or ass?
11. Most retarded thing you've done?
12. On a scale of "fuck him" to "kill the cunt", how much do you dislike PimpinAintEasy?
13. Are English chicks hot?
14. Why does English NT suck in football?
15. If some scientists tell you to choose to create a hybrid from two species, which two would you choose?

16. If you had to reorganize Inter by using FIF Members who would be:

- President
- Vice President
- Board of Directors (5)
- Managing Director
- Technical Director
- Sporting Director
- Team Manager
- Youth acadamy Director
- Head of scouts
- Finance Director
- Head Press Officier
- Commercial Director

17. Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon or a pictura, or however you want:

Analrapist
N4L
browha
Vasilios
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Universe
I4E
cynicgorilla
Lionheart
Choppin'
Dynasty
Dylan
Hand;)yo
Stefan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Coaster
crzdcolombian
Nyall
KevinB
Cal
Visca
Willy
Kato
Michael
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
PimpAin'tEasy
Martijn
rockball
Earth
Lothar of the Hill people
the dude

18. You have to choose a night with one of this pornstars, who will the choosen one? (Just 1 girl, just 1...)


audrey_bitoni_01.jpg


600full-asa-akira.jpg


4219229955_a0aa4c87da.jpg


RachelStarrHotTeacher2.jpg


who-is-Nikki-Sexx-is-star-or-no-star-Nikki-Sexx-celebrity-vote.jpg


2_pelstb_90342b9e25.jpg


exxxotica20090079.jpg


lisaann1.jpg

19. Add a captions to this pics:
NEWS_1323723794_Fassone_Getty.jpg


64589_458984677485010_1883633891_n.jpg


soccer-funny-25-500x648.jpg


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Funny_Soccer_Images.jpg
20. Would you let Universe paint you like his french boys? Or girls?

21. You are in prison and you drop the soap.. Will you get down to get it?

22. What is the thanks coalition

23. How much do you like capuccino?

24. How much do you like fapping?

25. If you and Lionheart were in a fap-off competition, who would win?

26. Have you ever played "soggy biscuit"? If you havent heard of it, try a round. Google for explanation.

27. Why would you fap into a capuccino?

28. Marry/Shag/Kill:

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Pimpin

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browha;1123818 12. How did you come up with the username browha? [/QUOTE said:
yeah, I always wanted to know this fappucino
 

Native

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Blonde, brunette or redhead? Why?
 

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Pornhub or Xnxx?
 

snake

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Do you make your own froth for your cappuccinos?
 

Kenny

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How would you feel if from tomorrow the "Thanks" button would be deactivated on FIF and replaced by a "Faps" button?
 

KevinB

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If you were the next capitano, we were losing in half time, Strama once again fucked formations up (Jona, Chivu, Schelotto, Kuz, Cuchu, Deki, Gargano, Rocchi, Handa, Alvarez and you are playing)

Who would you :

- Slap in the face ?

- Throw your shoe at ?

- Give a motivation speech to?

- Tell to lose weight?

- Fuck his girlfriend/wife because he played lousy?

- Which youngster should be substituted in?

- What would you do to make Strama get his shit together?

- bang his sister ?

- Drink motivational Wodka in half time with?

- Tell to never, ever go on FIF ?

- tell him to have a quick fap?

- tell that he fapped too much?

- share a milkshake with?

- think that is the funniest guy in the locker?

- Tell to cut his hair/hair change?

- trade a pokemon with?


You recieve a new wage, which is 50% less then normal, Inter board tells you to go fuck yourself and no longer go on FIF, what would you do?

What team would you go to, if not Inter?

You leave the training ground, and see a bunch of fangirls waiting for you, they want to bang you. And you know it.
But, however they are also Beiber fangirls and thus minor aged (12-16). What would you do?

:lick: or :megusta:

:slick: or :boogy:

:pajo: or :universe:
 

Sokrates

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17. Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon or a pictura, or however you want:

Analrapist
N4L
browha
Vasilios
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Universe
I4E
cynicgorilla
Lionheart
Choppin'
Dynasty
Dylan
Hand;)yo
Stefan
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Coaster
crzdcolombian
Nyall
KevinB
Cal
Visca
Willy
Kato
Michael
Cafe Cordoba
monster09
Batman
PimpAin'tEasy
Martijn
rockball
Earth
Lothar of the Hill people
the dude


:alone:










another one who has stolen my porn question... :chan:
 

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I said NOT to pick Fapuccino.
 

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Who is on your ignore list? :troll:
 

Dylan

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What does Fitzy have against Football Manager? Nyallism? Bladeism?
 

Fapuccino

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will answer all later. kinda busy fapping atm.
 

Visca

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So, how much do you hate Bayern again? :p
 

jmaster

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Why am I never mentioned on that stupid members list?

oh, i'm not stupid :D
 

Fapuccino

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let's see how many I can get through

No escaping now. :D

1. What is your morning routine?

I wake up at 12, so there are no mornings:)

2. What car do you drive?

One of these puppies
images

3. Do you have any job?

nope

4. Education?

doing ugrad atm

5. Birthday?

0 AD :datass:

6. Music?

Anything that's good I don't discriminate

7. If you can choose to possess one superpower, what would you choose?

Make bitches go down on me on command

8. Kova or Cou?

Kova :)

9. C# or Java?

Neither

10. Tits or ass?

Ass

11. Most retarded thing you've done?

Im doing it right now

12. On a scale of "fuck him" to "kill the cunt", how much do you dislike PimpinAintEasy?

Nah, you cant hate on pimps

13. Are English chicks hot?

Their accents turn me on like nothing else. But english accents on guys sound retarded. I've mastered a southern Londonish accent as well :), to sound xtra retarded. No offence to any brits in here.

14. Why does English NT suck in football?

Too many foreigners

15. If some scientists tell you to choose to create a hybrid from two species, which two would you choose?

Dogs and........Hippos?


16. If you had to reorganize Inter by using FIF Members who would be:

- President
Myself of course
- Vice President
...N/A
- Board of Directors (5)
whoever does not barge in when im fapping
- Managing Director
Pajo, Irl admin. He'd constatly be defending Kuzman transfer :awyeah:
- Technical Director
- Sporting Director
- Team Manager
- Youth acadamy Director
browha of course
- Head of scouts
^
- Finance Director
- Head Press Officier
- Commercial Director
Pimpin of course

too lazy to go one by one on all of em ^ :)

17. Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon or a pictura, or however you want:

Analrapist - plastic fan :awyeah:
N4L - concise
browha - hide yo kids, hide yo wife. actually just hide yo kids
Vasilios - can one get any more sarcastic?
Pajo - His friend knows everything
Fitzy - Fisty
Raul Duke - Aussie? or something?
Universe - Korean but not really
I4E - He was here before big bang
cynicgorilla - gone with the wind (or crisis in greece must be so bad he cant afford internet :troll: I keed I keed)
Lionheart - perennial fap rival
Choppin' - Habs fan?
Dynasty - who? :)
Dylan - Theyre after me lucky charms
Hand;)yo - Sleepless for the next 5 years
Stefan - ....
Devious - Pharaoh of the Trollaxandria
ADRossi - Canadian? Habs fan?
Snake -
images
Coaster - A fan of every team in the planet :lol:
crzdcolombian - Falcao
Nyall - Angry lil mofo :)
KevinB - Belgian Chocolate
Cal - Ginger.......Bread
Visca - Barca?
Willy - Player....of Fifa?
Kato - Girl
Michael - Thank whore
Cafe Cordoba - Playing cards with cynicgorilla and analrapist
monster09 - nani is a good crosser :)
Batman - Superman
PimpAin'tEasy - Gonna be fighting churches for pimping profit soon
Martijn - High as fk
rockball - 8 ball of cocaine
Earth - Wind - Fire
Lothar of the Hill people - Fellow Canuck
the dude - which dude?

18. You have to choose a night with one of this pornstars, who will the choosen one? (Just 1 girl, just 1...)

1st one :)

audrey_bitoni_01.jpg


600full-asa-akira.jpg


4219229955_a0aa4c87da.jpg


RachelStarrHotTeacher2.jpg


who-is-Nikki-Sexx-is-star-or-no-star-Nikki-Sexx-celebrity-vote.jpg


2_pelstb_90342b9e25.jpg


exxxotica20090079.jpg


lisaann1.jpg

19. Add a captions to this pics:
NEWS_1323723794_Fassone_Getty.jpg


64589_458984677485010_1883633891_n.jpg


soccer-funny-25-500x648.jpg


funny-soccer_88053582.jpg


Funny_Soccer_Images.jpg

no sarcastic comments come in mind :(

20. Would you let Universe paint you like his french boys? Or girls?

Ermmm?

21. You are in prison and you drop the soap.. Will you get down to get it?

I'd pick it up with my foot. Schelotto taught me some tricks

22. What is the thanks coalition

A facebook club/event invitation or something

23. How much do you like capuccino?

Never tried it in my life

24. How much do you like fapping?

very

25. If you and Lionheart were in a fap-off competition, who would win?

I can't perform under pressure

26. Have you ever played "soggy biscuit"? If you havent heard of it, try a round. Google for explanation.

Oh I didnt know other people played this as well. Sweet

27. Why would you fap into a capuccino?

Of course

28. Marry/Shag/Kill:

103944hp2.jpg
kill
250px-Moratti_particolare.JPG
marry
Andrea-Stramaccioni-008.jpg
shag

ill get to more later :)
 

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