Interview with Crzdcolombian

[ADRossi]

I don't really care about you bastards and your rules, this section needs a rejuvenation.

Crzdcolombian, you may not skip any of the below questions or else Dylan will ban you from the forum and you will be forced to spend the rest of your existence in Purgatory with Hamsun.

1- Full name.

2- Birthday and birthplace.

3- What are your hobbies.

4- Where the fuck do you live, with coordinates.

5 - What do you do for a living

6- Favourite all time football player?

7- Favourite all time Inter player?

8- Actual favourite player?

9- Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both.

10- 10... 10 favourite members of FIF.

11- Make your FIF formation and the reason of their positions (Be creative )

12- Were you bullied in school because you're Colombian? If yes, which was your nickname.

13- What's your favourite meal?

14- Best username in the forum.

15- How did you find this place.

16- What's your favourite music?

17- Have you been in those crazy parties in abandoned houses where everybody is high, crazy and having sex?

18- What are your goals.

19- Describe the following members with in less than 5 words:

Ana
ADRossi
Cal
Coasterfreek
Crzdcolombian
Dino
Handoyo
Stefan
Pajo
Snake
La Brujita
Jer
N4L
Universe
Vasilios
Jacquez
I4E
Fifts10fzf20
Raul Dick
Lionheart
Fitzy
Pharaoh
Pimpinainteasy
NeonBlade
Martjin
Visca
Chopping Onions
Dyna
Dylan
The Divine Terza
Ed.
Browha
Willy

Serious Questions

Does it bother you as much as me that your username doesn't begin with a capital letter?

Please name the 5 countries most likely to beat Colombia in a WC match

Name 3 players on the Colombian national team who would be instant starts on A) Inter B) Real Madrid C) The Brazilian National Team

How long have you been a virgin for (approximately)

Is it true you have a picture of Falcao tattooed on both ass cheeks?

Rumor has it that you engaged in a not so secret affair with nerazzurri Ninja. Confirm or deny?

Would you rather masturbate to a Falcao highlight reel or Emma Watson banging Ed?

Is it true that you are hiding Dino in your basement, and that's why he is no longer active?

Who would win a fist fight between Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ versus Falcao and James Rodriguez? What if Christ gets to choose his weapon of choice additionally?

Are you a Porto fan?

That's all for now.

 

[Coasterfreek]

When I think of Colombia, I think of the Andres Escobar moment besides Changua. Does that incident still live in history today in the back of everyone's minds as Colombia plays in the World Cup soon?

 

[Dylan]

Why isn't Cordoba going to the World Cup?

 

[Pharaoh]

Name 3 players on the Colombian national team who would be instant starts on A) Inter B) Real Madrid C) The Brazilian National Team

How long have you been a virgin for (approximately)

Is it true you have a picture of Falcao tattooed on both ass cheeks?

Rumor has it that you engaged in a not so secret affair with nerazzurri Ninja. Confirm or deny?

Is it true that you are hiding Dino in your basement, and that's why he is no longer active?

Who would win a fist fight between Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ versus Falcao and James Rodriguez? What if Christ gets to choose his weapon of choice additionally?

Are you a Porto fan?

That's all for now.

HAHAHHAHAA thank god you're back looooooool

 

[JJM]

he won't even anwser...because he is high all the time. :trollol:

 

[Cal]

Is there quite a vibrant gay community in Colombia? Or is that just a false impression I've gotten from Willy?

 

[Sokrates]

You have to choose a night with one of this pornstars, who will the choosen one? (Just 1 girl, just 1...)

 

[wera]

He is going to say no2

In what direction does your toilet flush?

 

[KevinB]

Is Flash faster than Superman?


Who would be better for Inter, James Rodriguez on 7m wages or De Bruyne on 3m wages?


You're in the dressing room of Inter after we lost against Bbilan. Who would you :

- Slap
- Brofist
- Throw your shoe at
- Tell him to retire
- Fuck his girlfriend
- Cheer up
- Falcao-law him
- Tell him to fuck off


Why is Falcao a golddigger?


Make an Inter board with FIF members

President
Vice President
Board of Directors (5)
Managing Director
Technical Director
Sporting Director
Team Manager
Youth acadamy Director
Head of scouts
Finance Director
Head Press Officier
Commercial Director


Who will the WC?

 

[Shaun]

He is going to say no2

In what direction does your toilet flush?

The whole Coriolis force (the idea that the tilt of the earth affects how we perceive things such as water swirling. Counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere as opposed to clockwise in the north) thing does't actually come into play with toilets as they're too small. The way the toilet flushes is solely determined by the way it's manufactured.

/science

 

[TheNetworkZ]

I've never been so excited for a crzd post in my life.

 

[Big Willy]

Grande ADR.

Gonna think about some good questions tbh.

 

[Dylan]

The whole Coriolis force (the idea that the tilt of the earth affects how we perceive things such as water swirling. Counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere as opposed to clockwise in the north) thing does't actually come into play with toilets as they're too small. The way the toilet flushes is solely determined by the way it's manufactured.

/science

It's draining clockwise, Sir.

 

[ADRossi]

I've never been so excited for a crzd post in my life.

The anticipation is killing me

 

[Fitzy]

Crzdcolombian,

Hi, how are you?

What is the weather like today?

It is raining here. Shit.

Which FIF poster do you wish you were most like?

Which FIF poster do you wish you were most unlike?

Tomatoes or carrots?

Cheddar, Swiss, or old English cheese (I'm going to Subway for lunch and can't decide)?

Pizza or pasta?

Rice or pasta?

Pizza or rice?

Do you even lift?

Why aren't I working?

Beer, wine or spirits (choose one)?

ADRossi or Daniele De Rossi?

Dylan or Cal?

Shmoke and a pancake.

Coaster or Verathia?

Should I go and see X-Men or Godzilla tonight?

Sushi or sashimi?

What is your best keepie-uppie score, and are you a better ball juggler than Ince?

When are you signing for Porto?

Cheers,
Fitzy.

 

[Shaun]

Fitzy - Go see X-Men unless you have a monster fetish

 

[Pajo]

Why do I think he won't even see this thread?

 

[crzdcolombian]

You have to choose a night with one of this pornstars, who will the choosen one? (Just 1 girl, just 1...)

Asa Akira tho I like Alina li and Evelyn Lin as well. None asian porn star my favorite is Faye Reagan if I like anything more then an asian it's a ginger.

I am at lunch from work will answer all you questions when I get home. Holy shot this is like a girl dad grilling you.

 

[nurko]

Choosing the pornstart question above everything else...priorities first ladies and gentleman, at least we know he loves pornstars more than Colombian football players.

 

[crzdcolombian]

Is Flash faster than Superman?


Who would be better for Inter, James Rodriguez on 7m wages or De Bruyne on 3m wages?


You're in the dressing room of Inter after we lost against Bbilan. Who would you :

- Slap
- Brofist
- Throw your shoe at
- Tell him to retire
- Fuck his girlfriend
- Cheer up
- Falcao-law him
- Tell him to fuck off


Why is Falcao a golddigger?


Make an Inter board with FIF members

President
Vice President
Board of Directors (5)
Managing Director
Technical Director
Sporting Director
Team Manager
Youth acadamy Director
Head of scouts
Finance Director
Head Press Officier
Commercial Director


Who will the WC?

De Bruyne is human James is something more !!

You're in the dressing room of Inter after we lost against Bbilan. Who would you :

- Slap - Chivu ... I know this cunt is still getting paid some how !!
- Brofist - Naga because I like his style. Then I'd try to convince him to put me on with sexy Japanese chicks and to bring Kagawa to Inter.
- Throw your shoe at - Guarin ..... I would go all Obi Wan on him... "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE !!!!" "I loved you like a brother" You are god in Football Manager and FIFA .... You were suppose to lead Colombia to Glory now I want you not to make our 23 man roster !!
- Tell him to retire - Everyone but Icardi, Taider, Kova and Naga
- Fuck his girlfriend - Figo .... or FUck it Poli is at Milan. I'd fuck his sister.
- Cheer up - Taider be like you will be a legend bro. WM will be fired soon
- Falcao-law him - What does that even mean... only one Colombian on this team
- Tell him to fuck off - Chivu !! That Cunt is still there I know it !!


Why is Falcao a golddigger? Had no choice was owned by 3rd parties that sent him to France. He never wanted to leave Atletico.


Make an Inter board with FIF members. I don't have time for that Way too long.

President -
Vice President
Board of Directors (5)
Managing Director
Technical Director
Sporting Director
Team Manager
Youth acadamy Director
Head of scouts
Finance Director
Head Press Officier
Commercial Director


Who will the WC? Colombia

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Crzdcolombian,

Hi, how are you?

What is the weather like today?

It is raining here. Shit.

Which FIF poster do you wish you were most like?

Which FIF poster do you wish you were most unlike?

Tomatoes or carrots?

Cheddar, Swiss, or old English cheese (I'm going to Subway for lunch and can't decide)?

Pizza or pasta?

Rice or pasta?

Pizza or rice?

Do you even lift?

Why aren't I working?

Beer, wine or spirits (choose one)?

ADRossi or Daniele De Rossi?

Dylan or Cal?

Shmoke and a pancake.

Coaster or Verathia?

Should I go and see X-Men or Godzilla tonight?

Sushi or sashimi?

What is your best keepie-uppie score, and are you a better ball juggler than Ince?

When are you signing for Porto?

Cheers,
Fitzy.

Hi, how are you? Good bro thanks for asking

What is the weather like today? Pretty good going to go to Six Flags New England tomorrow so it better not rain.....

It is raining here. Shit. - Its raining here as well

Which FIF poster do you wish you were most like? The one who has Mr. Chow waking it as his avatar that is the best.

Which FIF poster do you wish you were most unlike? The guy that mentions FAlcao and Zuniga to try to annoy me. Its like yup lets not get better players then what we have because they aren't realistic then it's hey Lets bring German NT guys here or some other 30-40 million euro player

Tomatoes or carrots? Fuck Carrots.

Cheddar, Swiss, or old English cheese (I'm going to Subway for lunch and can't decide)? I like American Cheese. F England and their F'd up teeth and bald prince. Rooney that troll is going to cry when even Costa Rica beats them at the WC

Pizza or pasta? Pizza tho my moms family is italian so they make some Bomb pasta

Rice or pasta? Pasta

Pizza or rice? Pizza .....

Do you even lift? Weights yes....

Why aren't I working? Because You are lazy?

Beer, wine or spirits (choose one)? Whiskey love Makers Mark and Bullet. Hate beer makes me want to pee and Wine is for bitches

ADRossi or Daniele De Rossi? I hate De Rossi because he is a dirty cunt who if he elbows a Colombian in the 2nd round of the WC. We will make sure he never walks again

Dylan or Cal? Dylan because that is my god sons name and Bob Dylan is the best

Shmoke and a pancake. Neither prefer French Toast

Coaster or Verathia? Neither

Should I go and see X-Men or Godzilla tonight? X-men sucked it was a 3 hour sorry for X-men 3 and omg lets all blow Wolverine because he is the best. O they gave him a new mutant power. He can now breathe underwater. As for Godzilla if he isn't Fing up Tokyo then I can care less about him. Show me some asians

Sushi or sashimi? neither

What is your best keepie-uppie score, and are you a better ball juggler than Ince? haha

When are you signing for Porto? Na they need to sign 4 more Colombians before I agree to go to that team.

I am still pissed they called up that random kid Green who can't even speak fucking English over Landon Donavon when they could have called me up for the US. Its cool I am still trying to decide what team I want to play for