Interview with Black Knight

[Dylan]

So you like David Mitchell, what is your favourite peep show quote?

Have you ever read the Big Beat manifesto?
Did we write it down?
The Big Beat manifesto goes; ''Big beats are the best, get high all the time.''

 

[TGDella]

Have you ever read the Big Beat manifesto?
Did we write it down?
The Big Beat manifesto goes; ''Big beats are the best, get high all the time.''

YOU'RE NOT JAMES BOND, JEREMY.



.....I am James Bond.

 

[Dylan]

Can we just hijack this as a Peep Show thread?



And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like...I l-like you.

 

[Black Knight]

So you like David Mitchell, what is your favourite peep show quote?

I binged watched all the show in a few days. The theme song became so annoying it still haunts me.

What part of London do you live in? What do you think of the city, what are your favourite parts?

Brixton, currently. I can't say I've seen much of London, because I work 6 days a week. I do like Brockwell Park though, which is quite near where I live.
What I like about London is how anonymous it is, especially compared to Malta. Literally nobody knows you here.

I'm going to be an English teacher like you pretty soon, any advice? I'm doing one-to-one tuition rather than classroom, guessing its a big difference.

It is quite a big difference. Even when I have given private tuition, it was within an institution. The best advice I can give is to enjoy it. Whenever you're in doubt about something, bullshit your way through it. You'll most probably know much more than your students. Also, teach the students how to teach themselves. They'll learn more, and your job becomes easier.
The pay's pretty shit, though.

Any good Maltese footballers you like? Or anything interesting to say about Maltese football at all?

Never in my life have I actively followed Maltese football. The highlight of recent Maltese football history is when a guy playing for Coventry in the Championship scored twice in some cup game and knocked Man U out. It was all over the local news
I can't say I have a favourite footballer because I don't know any one. Although one of my old neighbours is a GK for one of the teams.

Do you watch or take part in any other sports?

When I lived in a house with 3 Kiwis I watched quite a lot of rugby (which I liked) and cricket (which is boring as fuck). I've never been good at sports because my eyesight is not good at all and my hand-eye co-ordination is even worse. I used to be quite fast, though.

 

[Doffy]

are you in the secret illluminati service?

 

[TGDella]

Very enlightening, thanks for the advice. You're wrong about cricket though, David Mitchell himself will attest: http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2008/jun/21/cricket.davidmitchell.

 

[Black Knight]

are you in the secret illluminati service?

If I were, I wouldn't be able to tell you.

 

[Doffy]

If I were, I wouldn't be able to tell you.

not even to a fellow interfan? dafuc man

 

[JJM]

Is this the best gif ever or is this the best gif ever?! :trollol:

 

[Kakaroto]

Do you lick or bite lollipops?

 

[Black Knight]

Is this the best gif ever or is this the best gif ever?! :trollol:

A gifs is very much a contextual thing. Some gifs would look unremarkable out of context, but with the right situation, they can be hilarious.

For me, this is the best out-of-context gif:

Do you lick or bite lollipops?

I suck lollipops. When they get small enough, or when I get bored, I bite okerface:

 

[ScottishInterista]

Do you stand up when wiping your ass or sit down?

Whats your favourite meal of the day

 

[Black Knight]

Do you stand up when wiping your ass or sit down?

Sit down, obviously.

Whats your favourite meal of the day

I'm really not a big fan of food. I eat because I'm hungry, not because I enjoy eating.
Having said that, I'd probably say breakfast, cause it doesn't need as much cleaning up after.

 

[TGDella]

 

[Dylan]

This man is literally a moron.

 

[Kenny]

Are you a mormon?

 

[Ronin]

I'm really not a big fan of food. I eat because I'm hungry, not because I enjoy eating.
Having said that, I'd probably say breakfast, cause it doesn't need as much cleaning up after.

What the heck? Food is the best.

 

[Black Knight]

Are you a mormon?

What the heck? Food is the best.

Don't get me wrong: I do eat every day.

 

[Armes]

Being in the illuminati and having access to info us mortals don't, can you shed the truth about jjm/icardiscores fixation with that gif? Is it true that he fucked a duck that made that face during coitus and now he can't stop himself?

Also, never had Maltese pussy here; how are they in comparison with Western women?

 

[Kenny]

huehuehue