Interview with Black Knight

[Ed.]

- Ask for a ménage à Troi with your favorite actress/pornstar : okerface: This is another way of asking me who I'd like to see naked, right? I only know people's usernames, so I'd choose the sexiest username: Big Willy okerface:

10/10 gay confirmed.

I agree. Congrats Willy being the chosen one.

Some questions..

Are you really a Maltese?
Why many Maltese dislike British but still like to go Britain?
Are you a fan of pastizzi?
Why are many Maltese girls so hairy with some facial hair too?
Cisk or Lord Chambray?
What does this mean "f'ghoxx kemm bhaqalek tghix"?

 

[Black Knight]

Some questions..

Are you really a Maltese?
Yes.

Why many Maltese dislike British but still like to go Britain?
Colonialism.

Are you a fan of pastizzi?
I only realised that I am once I moved to the UK.

Why are many Maltese girls so hairy with some facial hair too?
In Malta we have a saying: Il-baqra kollha tinbiegħ. Basically, it means that however ugly you are, you'll eventually find someone. I don't know why, maybe cause of a small population...beggars can't be choosers? It's a question for anthropologists, really. Having said that, we do have our fair share of hotties too :lala:

Cisk or Lord Chambray?
Cisk. Whoever says Lord Chambray is not being serious. Seriously.

What does this mean "f'ghoxx kemm bhaqalek tghix"
It is an excellent example of how creative Maltese people can be in their insults. It's difficult to translate, but I'd say the best translation would be: Fuck your remaining lifetime.

 

[ahmeds2000x]

Just wondering does kolha mean all?

 

[Black Knight]

Kollha, yes, with the silent h. It's probably the same in Arabic, right?

 

[ahmeds2000x]

We're sort of neighbors. I'm from the immigrants importing hub down below.

 

[Ed.]

I'm from the immigrants importing hub down below.

What does that mean? Does it mean you're the one sending those boats to Malta?

 

[ahmeds2000x]

What does that mean? Does it mean you're the one sending those boats to Malta?

No. I'm one of the few who actually care about the problem more than our other severe problems. Hence admitting it, and making it sound like the worst thing going on here. And this is not my interview.

 

[Devious]

Hey Black Knight, f'ghoxx kemm bhaqalek tghix-large.

 

[wera]

What am I doing here?

What is the best question that I should ask you?

What is your occupation?

What or who do you do in your spare time?

Does Wanda look like a thinner, blond Cheshire Cat to you too?

Do you think someday I will be in good relationships with everybody?

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? /doesn't count if you have a time machine

 

[Black Knight]

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What am I doing here?
Hoping to find the meaning of life in the Inter-themed sausage fest that is FIF, as we are all.

What is the best question that I should ask you?
This question is fine.

What is your occupation?
Teacher

What or who do you do in your spare time?
What - Nothing too interesting. Browse FIF, watch series, maybe go to gym, read...
Who - gf of 6 years

Does Wanda look like a thinner, blond Cheshire Cat to you too?
Now that you mention it, yes.

Do you think someday I will be in good relationships with everybody?
I don't think so. Do you really want to?

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? /doesn't count if you have a time machine
I don't even know where I'll be in 10 months...

 

[Ed.]

Are you a pepe?

 

[wera]

I want to. It's just that some people are not up to my standard. blivious:

What do you teach? I'm sure we asked you that before, but just to rectify.

 

[Black Knight]

English. To non-English people.

 

[morrisama]

hi there Black Knight. this is my first post in this thread, you should be honoured

what's your favourite emoticon in FIF?

do you think that Julio Cruz is better than Hernan Crespo?

your best day as an interista?

what do you think about Kim Jong Un's hair style?

do you think that Bill Clinton only gets blow job from lewinsky as most media state during the scandal?

Blur or Oasis?

jennifer lawrence or emma watson?

what is the best christopher nolan's movie?

what do you know about my country?

cheers. happy answering

 

[Black Knight]

hi there Black Knight. this is my first post in this thread, you should be honoured

I am. Thank you.

what's your favourite emoticon in FIF?
Tough one. Probably the although I think :slick: is not used as often as it should be.

do you think that Julio Cruz is better than Hernan Crespo?
Julio Cruz was closer to my heart. Probably those goals against JuBe.

your best day as an interista?
22/5/10

what do you think about Kim Jong Un's hair style?
I've seen worse.

do you think that Bill Clinton only gets blow job from lewinsky as most media state during the scandal?
Fuck, no. All men in power cheat on their wife. Multiple times. It's an ego trip.

Blur or Oasis?
No opinion. I've heard marginally more Oasis.

jennifer lawrence or emma watson?
J Law. I like curves :lala:

what is the best christopher nolan's movie?
I'd go with Prestige because it was the first one I saw and it blew my mind.

what do you know about my country?
It's in SE Asia, very densely populated. Muslim. Lots of volcanoes. Lots of islands. Some history with spices. Used to belong to a European power or two. Most importantly, Thohir and Handoyo are from there.

cheers. happy answering
No problem. It was enjoyable.

 

[Y&h]

What do you think about sex with goats? Apparently, it's all the rage with the guys in the chatbox.

Heathcliff or Garfield?

You're on a stranded island with Browha and Bandiera and each one is trying to convince you to kill the other, what would you do?

MVD is kidnapped by Juve ultras, Devious asks you to assemble 7 of FIF finest for a night raid on Juve stadium to free him, who would those members be? What are their roles?

Should Hugh Jackman stop playing Wolverine?

Which two (or more) members on FIF have constant sexual tension?

What does the forum mean to you?

Who are 7 FIF members you would meet in a bunker during a nuclear attack? Why those guys?

 

[Black Knight]

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What do you think about sex with goats? Apparently, it's all the rage with the guys in the chatbox.
Never tried it tbh. So I won't knock it till I try it...

Heathcliff or Garfield?
Garfield

You're on a stranded island with Browha and Bandiera and each one is trying to convince you to kill the other, what would you do?
Kill myself

MVD is kidnapped by Juve ultras, Devious asks you to assemble 7 of FIF finest for a night raid on Juve stadium to free him, who would those members be? What are their roles?
Rasha.
That's enough, I guess.
However, just for the lolz, I'd take Devious so that he can have his argument with his Juve fan-friend. Shaun, Choppin Onions and Raul Duke so they can confuse them with their accents. Y&h, for coming up with this question. And Tupac, so we can return him

Should Hugh Jackman stop playing Wolverine?
Meh. We're used to him now.

Which two (or more) members on FIF have constant sexual tension?
Obviously those who shared dick pics...

What does the forum mean to you?
My go-to site for everything Inter-related

Who are 7 FIF members you would meet in a bunker during a nuclear attack? Why those guys?
I'd organise some kind of, say, a jousting tournament between all FIF members. The first 7 will join me in my bunker. We'd have to do this soon, because in a nuclear apocalypse, we won't have time for that shit.

 

[I4E]

You interested in an 85cm tall black vase with ornamental reeds & flowers for $50 ? (includes postage & handling)

 

[Black Knight]

You interested in an 85cm tall black vase with ornamental reeds & flowers for $50 ? (includes postage & handling)

No. No, I'm not.

 

[TGDella]

So you like David Mitchell, what is your favourite peep show quote?

What part of London do you live in? What do you think of the city, what are your favourite parts?

I'm going to be an English teacher like you pretty soon, any advice? I'm doing one-to-one tuition rather than classroom, guessing its a big difference.

Any good Maltese footballers you like? Or anything interesting to say about Maltese football at all?

Do you watch or take part in any other sports?