Interview with Black Knight

[TheNetworkZ]

I've been loafting hard on this, but thanks to wera I now know who to interview.

What is your full name?

How long have you been an Inter fan?

When is your birthday?

Who is your favorite player?

What car do you drive?

What is your favorite dish?

Thoughts on Mancini?

Should we sell Kovacic if a good offer comes in?

Do you think we will sign Dybala?

Toure or Allan?

Are you really black?

 

[Dylan]

http://forzainterforums.com/showthr...-TheNetworkZ&p=1388471&viewfull=1#post1388471

 

[Armes]

Why did you cut your arm off bleck neight?

 

[ScottishInterista]

What happened to White Knight

 

[TheNetworkZ]

http://forzainterforums.com/showthr...-TheNetworkZ&p=1388471&viewfull=1#post1388471

perfect timing m9

Also some more questions for Mr. White Knight:

Have you or have you ever thought about White Knighting?

What made you want to join FIF?

Thoughts on Dylan?

Fitzy or University?

 

[Kakaroto]

Describe the following:

:serious:
:slick:
okerface:
:chan:
:alone:


:megusta:
edobear:
:trollol:

:fuckyea:
:yuno:
:fap:
kay:
:troll:
:fffuuu:
blivious:
:epicwin:
:trolldad:
:work:

:notbad:

:datass:
:challenge:

:closeenough:
:ass:
:zidane:

 

[Dylan]

^Don't.

 

[ScottishInterista]

How well do you get on with the Knights who say NI

 

[ADRossi]

Who is your celebrity fantasy?

Is it true that you're the personal driver of Wayne Rooney, and once got him from Manchester to Wolverhampton in 10 minutes via motorcycle?

What model cell phone do you use? Is it optimal for watching videos on the internet?

When someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, can that be considered a hostage situation?

Why do they call a building a building when it already has been built?

Being a knight, are you more of an atheist, a pacifist, or altruist?

 

[Dylan]

What was the worst thing that happened to you as a squire?

 

[Pharaoh]

What happened on your most recent date? Explicit details are not frowned upon.

Who is your reverse celebrity fantasy?

You're walking down the street and you see people you went to high school with but don't talk to anymore. What do you do?

Your roommate has a new girlfriend, but she smells awful. How do you tell him?


It's friday night, you're out at the bar:

You had a great week, what are you drinking?

You had a shit week, what are you drinking?

You're out with your best friends, what are you drinking?

You're out with this fine cutie, what are you drinking? And more importantly what is she drinking?

You're out with your dad, what single malt do you order for him and yourself?

Zanetti shows up at the bar, what drink are you buying him?

Moggi comes in, what are you spiking his drink with? (Shit is an acceptable answer btw)

 

[Devious]

This is gona be good

 

[JJM]

Who are we torturing here again?!

Anyway

Describe yourself with 5 words!

Are you the real Batman?!

 

[Andysam]

If you could have a drink with 5 Inter players (present or past) who would they be?

 

[Manusnovic]

More than 15 questions and dude hasn't answered one.
Mine is- are you really alive?
are you dumb or/and blind?

 

[Dylan]

More than 15 questions and dude hasn't answered one.
Mine is- are you really alive?
are you dumb or/and blind?

I like this side of you. It's edgy.

 

[Black Knight]

Holy fuck. I stay away from FIF for a couple of days and return to find this?

Fine, fine. Give me some time, I'll answer them in due course.

- - - Updated - - -

Right, let's to this.

What is your full name?
David. That's all you need to know.

How long have you been an Inter fan?
1994, though I only seriously started following them with the advent of dial-up internet.

When is your birthday?
July 10th

Who is your favorite player?
JZ

What car do you drive?
Used to drive an old Fiesta, but since moving to London I only use the tube :alone:

What is your favorite dish?
Don't really have one. I do like lamb, though.

Thoughts on Mancini?
We could do much worse than him. Still the best coach I remember at the head of inter (excluding Mou, of course).

Should we sell Kovacic if a good offer comes in?
Depending on how you define 'good offer'. In FM I set his asking price at 100M, and nobody came close. He is now vice-captain...

Do you think we will sign Dybala?
Get real.

Toure or Allan?
Allan

Are you really black?
In some ways, yes.

Why did you cut your arm off bleck neight?
Too much fapping

What happened to White Knight
I slew the poser.

Have you or have you ever thought about White Knighting?
okerface:

What made you want to join FIF?
I lurked for a (very) long time. Then was very happy with the signing of M'Vila yao, and there was a semi-rush of new members, and decided to follow suit.

Thoughts on Dylan?
Cool guy. He also likes David Mitchell and one of the first to get the reference of my name and pic.

Fitzy or University?
Three-way

Describe the following:
fuck off

How well do you get on with the Knights who say NI
We never met

Who is your celebrity fantasy?
That varies greatly depending on what fantasy we're talking about.

Is it true that you're the personal driver of Wayne Rooney, and once got him from Manchester to Wolverhampton in 10 minutes via motorcycle?
9 minutes.

What model cell phone do you use? Is it optimal for watching videos on the internet?
A two-year-old HTC Desire. OK, I guess.

When someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, can that be considered a hostage situation?
No, for physically, they are one.

Why do they call a building a building when it already has been built?
Because it's a noun, not a present participle.

Being a knight, are you more of an atheist, a pacifist, or altruist?
Pacifist. I'm a Knight who avoids trouble when he can.

What was the worst thing that happened to you as a squire?
The Knight I was squiring for stole a ham and shared it with me. We were caught but Lord Tywin spared me when he found out my name.

What happened on your most recent date? Explicit details are not frowned upon.
I've been in a stable relationship for too long to remember.

Who is your reverse celebrity fantasy?
Again, it greatly depends on what fantasy we're talking about.

You're walking down the street and you see people you went to high school with but don't talk to anymore. What do you do?
It depends on why we're not talking any more. If it's because we naturally fell out of contact, we'll reacquaint. If it's because we had a fight, haters gonna hate.

Your roommate has a new girlfriend, but she smells awful. How do you tell him?
Yep.


It's friday night, you're out at the bar:
You had a great week, what are you drinking?
Beer.
You had a shit week, what are you drinking?
Beer.
You're out with your best friends, what are you drinking?
Beer.
You're out with this fine cutie, what are you drinking? And more importantly what is she drinking?
Beer. Beer.
You're out with your dad, what single malt do you order for him and yourself?
Single-malt beer.
Zanetti shows up at the bar, what drink are you buying him?
Beer.
Moggi comes in, what are you spiking his drink with? (Shit is an acceptable answer btw)
Ricin.

Describe yourself with 5 words!
Too lazy to answer this.

Are you the real Batman?!
No.

If you could have a drink with 5 Inter players (present or past) who would they be?
I don't know. From personal experience, Serbians make excellent drinking buddies, especially if they don't speak good English. So Stankovic and Mihajlovic are two (fuck Kuz). Maicon and JC also seem like guys you'd have a good time with. I would say JZ or Facchetti, but I'd prefer dinner with them rather than a drink. So my fifth guy would be Handa. He'd raise the coolness level of our group just by being there.

Mine is- are you really alive?
Is any of us, really?

are you dumb or/and blind?
Both. I'm using the exclusive FIF Braille version.

 

[Devious]

So I saw the reply and I rushed down to thank first, then after reading Im not disappoint :fap:

Though there have been alot of grammar mistakes, I doesnt know where to starts, anyway..

So you are an English teacher from Malta who lives in England to teach the English people the English language, how desperate are they?

Beer? You know that word gives Fitzy a hard on.

After seeing this photo, do you think we should keep Guarin?

What's your students average age? Do the girls fantasy you? if they are underage, would you pass some to Universe?

Do you have a soft spot for any other Italian/European team?

If you are allowed to insult ADRossi a very nasty tears-provoking insult, what would it be?

If you are going to live the rest of your life in an isolated island, you are allowed to pick 5 things with you, what would it be?

If IrishDylan and ScottishInterista went head-to-head in a rap battle, which would crack down into laughter first?

 

[Black Knight]

Bitch, my grammar's fine :fuckyea:

So you are an English teacher from Malta who lives in England to teach non-English people the English language, how desperate are they?
Fixed. The answer to your question would be, very.

Beer? You know that word gives Fitzy a hard on.
okerface:

After seeing this photo, do you think we should keep Guarin?
Nah. He doesn't look like he has the upper-body strength to physically challenge in midfield.

Also. Eyebrows too weird. 3/10. Wouldn't fuck.

What's your students average age? Do the girls fantasy you? if they are underage, would you pass some to Universe?
All of my students are adults. I guess average age is mid-20s. Some girls are better than the others :lala:

Do you have a soft spot for any other Italian/European team?
Not really. I guess I've liked Chelsea since their first Mourinho stint. I did once get Hull to the CL final in FM, so maybe there's that.

If you are allowed to insult ADRossi a very nasty tears-provoking insult, what would it be?
I don't think there's any history with ADRossi, so I wouldn't know where to hit him.

If you are going to live the rest of your life in an isolated island, you are allowed to pick 5 things with you, what would it be?
Bitch, I've lived most of my life on an isolated island.

If IrishDylan and ScottishInterista went head-to-head in a rap battle, which would crack down into laughter first?
I honestly wouldn't know.

 

[Devious]

If you are going to live the rest of your life in an isolated island, you are allowed to pick 5 things with you, what would it be?
Bitch, I've lived most of my life in an isolated island.