Interview with Black Jesus

[Pimpin]

Man i wish i knew you as well as i know my other dominican friends, fucking had a great time with them minus the fucking slacking when its 1 hour before closing time

What is your favorite insult?
Do you think we should invade haiti?
do you think big papi is the GOAT?

 

[Kakaroto]

How much do you miss enjoy?

I miss him posting pictures of his wife.

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Do you play console or PC, if so what's your top 5 games

I play Console I have a Nintendo Switch lol.

My top 5 all time games are

5) Gran Turismo
4) Street Fighter
3) Mortal Kombat
2) Mario Kart
1) Super Mario World

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Man i wish i knew you as well as i know my other dominican friends, fucking had a great time with them minus the fucking slacking when its 1 hour before closing time

What is your favorite insult?
Do you think we should invade haiti?
do you think big papi is the GOAT?

Lol would have been nice to hang out .

I say mamaguebo all the time but recently I've been using sobateta a lot which means faggot.

Who is we lol. Nah actually they need help, invading the poorest nation for no reason, we need to help them.

I believe scientists have done the research and they found that Big Papi is indeed the G.O.A.T.

 

[danz]

Megan Fox or Laura Haddock?
If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
Whats the most regretted decision inter ever made, selling coutinho or pirlo?
Boobjob or blowjob?
Best pick up lines?

 

[Sokrates]

Red Bull or Monster?
Coca Cola or Pepsi?
Big Mac or Whopper?

 

[ChillBro]

if you could have any 1 superpower, what would it be?
if you could live forever in good condition, would you?
FIFA or PES? or neither?
If you were given a $100MM budget for this current team in the jan transfer window, what would you do (be realistic to the extent you think we can get in terms of money and players wanting to come here)?
Would you rather take a randy Johnson fastball to the nuts or an Adriano rocket to the nuts - from the same distance?

 

[Coasterfreek]

If you could have any super power what would it be?

 

[Wings]

if you could have any 1 superpower, what would it be?

If you could have any super power what would it be?

Do you ever get a sense of déjà vu?

 

[Kakaroto]

Megan Fox or Laura Haddock? I remember there was a famous cameltoe picture of Megan Fox so her.
If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future? I would vist I4E and predict his future they will have to believe me.
Whats the most regretted decision inter ever made, selling coutinho or Pirlo? Pirlo
Boobjob or blowjob? I prefer a blowjob
Best pick up lines? Hey shorty you looking fine. Wanna suck my dick. Works every time.

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Red Bull or Monster? Red Bull
Coca Cola or Pepsi? Coke
Big Mac or Whopper? Big Mac

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if you could have any 1 superpower, what would it be? I would take invisibility. Believe me I fapped to that movie Hollow man just thinking of the possibilities. It wouldn't be just perverted stuff sometimes you just wanna go away and not be bothered.
if you could live forever in good condition, would you? Nope. I wanna live other lives.
FIFA or PES? or neither? FIFA
If you were given a $100MM budget for this current team in the jan transfer window, what would you do (be realistic to the extent you think we can get in terms of money and players wanting to come here)? I try to add a CB but I would not force the issue. I would rather hold on to most of that money and spend it in the summer, the January transfer market rarely works.
Would you rather take a randy Johnson fastball to the nuts or an Adriano rocket to the nuts - from the same distance? Is this some sort of twisted fantasy bro? Chill. I think I would sustain Adriano's better but they both would suck.

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If you could have any super power what would it be?

Invisibility.

 

[Rasha]

lets say you turn on your invisability and you sneak in someones house and see a couple fuck... so you start fapping and all of a sudden your invisability fails so they see you. what would you do ?

 

[JJM]

lets say you turn on your invisability and you sneak in someones house and see a couple fuck... so you start fapping and all of a sudden your invisability fails so they see you. what would you do ?

I can answer this for ya: Nth but be charged with B&E if(more like when) he gets caught after running away like a Blow Job...
#CartmanOut

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[danz]

lets say you turn on your invisability and you sneak in someones house and see a couple fuck... so you start fapping and all of a sudden your invisability fails so they see you. what would you do ?

Black Jesus : 3some with them

 

[Kakaroto]

lets say you turn on your invisability and you sneak in someones house and see a couple fuck... so you start fapping and all of a sudden your invisability fails so they see you. what would you do ?

Why would I be fapping I would have joined already so just keep going once it failed.

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I can answer this for ya: Nth but be charged with B&E if(more like when) he gets caught after running away like a Blow Job...
#CartmanOut

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Runaway blowjob... That's what you do JJM?

 

[ChillBro]

that hollow man scene with rhona mitra was pretty perfect - also the first thing any man between the ages of 10-death would do if he had the power of invisibility.

some more questions:
- if you didn't have to worry about money/connections: what career would you choose? lets go with one fantasy (actor, football player, etc.) and one realistic
- if you could choose to be a movie star, star athlete or star musician - which would you choose and why?
- ever have a threesome?
- is it true that in Miami will smith has probably never seen so many Dominican women with cinnamon tans?
- whats the secret to world peace?
- since you like pedro, big papi and the red sox, thoughts on curt schilling?
- if you had to survive in a football stadium for 10 minutes alone with a velociraptor but if you did you would get $1,000,000 but if you didn't you would have to live with whatever injuries you incur (or death) - would you do it?

 

[Kakaroto]

that hollow man scene with rhona mitra was pretty perfect - also the first thing any man between the ages of 10-death would do if he had the power of invisibility.

some more questions:
- if you didn't have to worry about money/connections: what career would you choose? lets go with one fantasy (actor, football player, etc.) and one realistic I'd definitely would like to be a star actor. Realistically I would love to be a Pilot or drive the Subway train.
- if you could choose to be a movie star, star athlete or star musician - which would you choose and why? Actor. You make a ton money with a lot of perks and not that many draw backs. Probably that they work crazy hours travel a lot and have paparazzi all over them.
- ever have a threesome? Not yet. Have not run a train with the homies.
- is it true that in Miami will smith has probably never seen so many Dominican women with cinnamon tans? He probably never seen so many big asses together either.
- whats the secret to world peace? Live and let live. Many of the conflicts in this world would be solved if people would not worry too much about what the neighbor believes or doesn't believe.
- since you like pedro, big papi and the red sox, thoughts on curt schilling? Well he is obviously helped the Red Sox tremendously but I never really liked him. He is entitled to his bat-shit opinions we are entitle not to give it a platform. At the end of the day I can separate the baseball player from the man, you don't have to be Gandhi to play baseball.
- if you had to survive in a football stadium for 10 minutes alone with a velociraptor but if you did you would get $1,000,000 but if you didn't you would have to live with whatever injuries you incur (or death) - would you do it? Nope I would be dead within the minute, not much enjoying a million dollars if you are dead.

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[Wallace]

Why do you think Mazzarri is a better coach than Spaletti?

Why is Manshitni such a fucking failure? What was his dumbest move for you during his tenure?

 

[Fapuccino]

What color would Black Jesus be if he wasn't black?

 

[I4E]

Do you support a change in the law to allow same-sex couples to marry?

 

[Kakaroto]

Why do you think Mazzarri is a better coach than Spaletti? Because he can coach the 5-man back line better and just has a way better understanding of tactics. Look at Napoli now thats the work Mazzarri left them.

Why is Manshitni such a fucking failure? Because he bitches and moans too much. His tactics are weak too reliant on individual brilliance from the players unlike Mazzarri who made Cavani, Lavezzi, Insigne, Mertens and many others into stars with his tactics. What was his dumbest move for you during his tenure? Getting Kondogbia thinking all that Inter need a strong dude in midfield and everything would be set.

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What color would Black Jesus be if he wasn't black?

Every color has a Jesus.

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Do you support a change in the law to allow same-sex couples to marry?

This is a bit tough I was conflicted on this for a while but at the end of the day if two adults want to enter into a legal contract why do I have to get involved, they don't need my blessing. They can call it what ever they want but at the end of the day its a legal contract.

 

[ADRossi]

Who shot the sheriff, and why didn't they shoot the deputy?

 

[Glass box]

What's your view on swinging?

Do you like dogs?

Do you do sauna?