Interview with Black Jesus

[ScottishInterista]

1) What is your name/moniker/stripper name/gang name?
2) Approximate date of birth and/or age
3) How long have you been an Inter fan for/how did you become an Inter fan?
4) Favourite Inter player of all time?
5) Favourite Inter memory besides the Treble?
6) Career/job/profession/vocational studies?
7) Wife / gf / bf / slave / sex robot? All of the above?
8) Name a player that's not in LGI but should be.
9) Name a player that's in LGI, but should not be.
10)If you were stuck on a deserted island and you had to choose 5 fif members to join you, who would they be and why
11)Boobs or asses? Explain.
12)Fuck, Marry, Kill : Fitzy, I4E, Uni
13)Favourite band/musician?
14)With members of FIF, who would be
- President
- Vice
- Sporting Director
- Scouting director
- Youth Manager
- Coach

15) Name 5 members of Fif you'd want to go to a bar, and get pissdrunk with.
16) Name 3 or more members of Fif you'd want to see partaking in an orgy.
17) Favourite drink and why is it whisky
18) Favourite food
19) Your prediction for when Shaun needs to promote pimp

Describe these members with one word
Shaun
ThatDude
Dylan
Ronin
ADRossi
Wings
_OC_
Pimp
JJM
Raul Duke
Universe
TheNetworkz
El Matador
Black Knight
I4E
Me
Pharaoh
Chill Bro
M.Adnan
Bluenine
CandrevaCrosses
Armes
Me
Dyna
Nyall
Monster

Dont let this die again

 

[Coasterfreek]

Damn I miss these. Holy damn. It's been awhile.

I'll ask, what is a non-sports hobby of yours?

 

[firmino]

It's an interesting question but a bit off-topic here.

However, i look for spontaneous plants around, especially edible ones, and try to make food with them. Last time I made a dandelion syrup

 

[Candreva Crosses]

You know you fucked up really bad when you get on the describe the member list -.-



Do you think Jesus was black?
How do you feel about Candreva's decision making?
Who would you replace Candreva with?
Do you think Candreva has something on the president?

 

[JJM]

Chocolate milk or milk with white chocolate?

Did you know that pink chocolate actually exists(natural not colored)?

What would you do if you found a box of abandoned puppies (like 5 pupps)?

Who you miss more Dev or Pajo?

What's up with this fact that there is actually more mods active than regular or normal posters...yes normal posters

Candreva or Frog?

Nagatomo or Frog?

Frog or Fog?

Frogs in a fog?!

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I actually picture you like a Black Jesus from that shitty series lawl

 

[Rasha]

frog on dog in a fog ?

 

[Black Knight]

How did you ride into town?

 

[iThrowRocksAtBlindKids]

#CreampieGang or #PulloutGang#?

 

[Kakaroto]

1) What is your name/moniker/stripper name/gang name? Bebeto
2) Approximate date of birth and/or age 28 (most people think I'm 22)
3) How long have you been an Inter fan for/how did you become an Inter fan?

This is gonna sound bangwagony as hell and is gonna come back to hunt me with my street cred around FIF. I'm Dominican and Futbol is not really something we grow up with though its changing recently we mostly only watched WCs (supporting Brazil most of us) back then I fell in love with Ronaldo in 1998 after the heartbreak but I had no idea he even played for Inter at the time as I said news about Futbol didn't really travel to DR at the time lol. Fast forward to the summer 2009 living in NY with access to cable and internet I was watching the Confederations cup and I liked Maicon and Lucio from Brazil and I saw they played for the same team since I had access to cable I saw some of their games were being broadcasted I never watched does sports channels so I caught a game which happened to be the beat down of BBilan 4-0 I believe and then I saw they also had Eto'o who I knew from Barcelona since their highlights got shown all over the place. So I started following the team on the Fox Soccer channel that season they showed almost every Inter game. I started researching more aand more about Inter when I was bored so I learned about all the hardships, all the years without winning an scudetto, calciopoli, that Ronaldo and Adriano played here so I started liking them more and more. But what sealed the deal was beating Barca I always go against the most popular choice and I HATED how much hype there was about Barca, specially after searching for all the incidents they had with refs, so when Inter beat the 3-1 I was so fucking happy I said I'm never going back now. I fucking love Mou for that he made me an Interista that whole season.

4) Favourite Inter player of all time? Ronaldo but really after researching the history of the club I would have to go with Giacinto Facchetti. That I actually watched play for Inter Eto'o.
5) Favourite Inter memory besides the Treble? Pandev goal at Bayern.
6) Career/job/profession/vocational studies? I'm a lazy ass hate studying or going to school. Have a regular ass job.
7) Wife / gf / bf / slave / sex robot? All of the above? Yolanda (me) and Manuela (my hand).
8) Name a player that's not in LGI but should be. Ronaldo
9) Name a player that's in LGI, but should not be. Roberto Mancini
10)If you were stuck on a deserted island and you had to choose 5 fif members to join you, who would they be and why?

I choose:

enjy to bring his lavish lifestyle and hot wife
JJM so he can keep us up to date of the most unimportant things happening
Uni so that he would write an epic story
Pimp so that he can explain to us the 101 in bitch economics which is obviously something very important to know in a deserted Island.
AnaBanana she ain't running away this time

11)Boobs or asses? Explain. Both obviously but I prefer a big ass than a big boob. IDK why but I just like big butts I can not lie.
12)Fuck, Marry, Kill : Fitzy, I4E, Uni. Fuck I4E his ass is so old its gonna feel like fucking a cup of mayonaise. Marry Fitzy with all the booze we'll be taking a piss. Kill Uni before he kills me.
13) Favourite band/musician? Its probably something you guys have never heard lol but Romeo Santos is one of my favs he is pretty famous.
14)With members of FIF, who would be
- President - vasilo
- Vice - Wings
- Sporting Director - Kakaroto
- Scouting director - Crzcolombia
- Youth Manager - n4l
- Coach _OC_

15) Name 5 members of Fif you'd want to go to a bar, and get pissdrunk with. thatdude, ADRossi, Pimp, dynasty27, MVD
16) Name 3 or more members of Fif you'd want to see partaking in an orgy. Me, Ana Banana and Kato or JJM, Devious and his cats.
17) Favourite drink and why is it whisky. Heny because its in rap music and warms your soul.
18) Favourite food Sancocho de 7 carnes.
19) Your prediction for when Shaun needs to promote pimp. After he changes my name to Kakaroto.

Describe these members with one word
Shaun not Aussie
ThatDude He's black?
Dylan who else seen the leprechaun say yeah.
Ronin Shaqiri
ADRossi Dominican wanna be
Wings RedBull
_OC_ Great stories
Pimp Hoes
JJM Very Funny
Raul Duke Aussie Clan
Universe Tranny
TheNetworkz White dude
El Matador A spanish rock song
Black Knight Martin Lawrence
I4E Methuselah
Me Not Dylan
Pharaoh Tutankhamun's penis
Chill Bro Overplayed
M.Adnan Secretly loves Mancini
Bluenine Secretly hates Mancini
CandrevaCrosses Too Soon
Armes Good dude
Dyna Cult leader
Nyall Not the right delivery
Monster Somehow still around

I will answer all the questions keep em coming.

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#CreampieGang or #PulloutGang#?

#CreampieGang we no pull out.

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How did you ride into town?

On an ass.

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Damn I miss these. Holy damn. It's been awhile.

I'll ask, what is a non-sports hobby of yours?

Listening to bachata by my self reminiscing about the hoes.

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It's an interesting question but a bit off-topic here.

However, i look for spontaneous plants around, especially edible ones, and try to make food with them. Last time I made a dandelion syrup

I don't eat plants I'm not a cow.

 

[Armes]

Favourite alcohol?
You actually black? (this is a trick non-question)
What's the meaning of life?
Best memory you had as a kid that you can remember?
Pick your chillout FIF members for a casual night (excluding Chillbro cuz it doesn't count)
Best pussy is?

 

[Kakaroto]

You know you fucked up really bad when you get on the describe the member list -.-



Do you think Jesus was black? No he was brown but Brown Jesus don't sound that cool
How do you feel about Candreva's decision making? As good as your thought process when you decided to change your user name
Who would you replace Candreva with? Duh someone better
Do you think Candreva has something on the president? No Lotito does.

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Chocolate milk or milk with white chocolate? Chocolate milk

Did you know that pink chocolate actually exists(natural not colored)? No, thanks for the uninteresting fact.

What would you do if you found a box of abandoned puppies (like 5 puppies)? Take em to a shelter where they can find a good home for them. But if someone offers me money I'll kick them to the curve.

Who you miss more Dev or Pajo? Devious

What's up with this fact that there is actually more mods active than regular or normal posters...yes normal posters. Mods are doing a good job contributing to the discussions.

Candreva or Frog? Candreva

Nagatomo or Frog? Nagatomo

Frog or Fog? Frog

Frogs in a fog?!

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I actually picture you like a Black Jesus from that shitty series lawl. I picture you Like Cartman I like Cartman

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frog on dog in a fog ?

Frog

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Favourite alcohol? Brugal
You actually black? (this is a trick non-question) Well kind off, IDK.
What's the meaning of life? We gonna die anyways might as well fuck with it
Best memory you had as a kid that you can remember? Going to my grandmother's house every summer for a month and hanging out with my cousins. We were trouble.
Pick your chillout FIF members for a casual night (excluding Chillbro cuz it doesn't count) _OC_ seems chill
Best pussy is? Wet

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[ChillBro]

Overplayed.... :-(

What abouts in the USA do you live?
Favorite sport other than football?
Favorite team other than inter?
Current #1 hottest female celebrity?
If you could invite 3 people to a dinner - which 3 that are currently alive? How about 3 that are no longer alive?

 

[Kakaroto]

Overplayed.... :-( I meant it as in people posting Chill bro every time you post at the beginning it was funny not anymore at least to me, not you as a poster.

What abouts in the USA do you live? NYC
Favorite sport other than football? Baseball
Favorite team other than inter? I'm a big Red Sox fan
Current #1 hottest female celebrity? Karen Yapoort, I do not really pay much attention to American celebrities.
If you could invite 3 people to a dinner - which 3 that are currently alive? How about 3 that are no longer alive? Alive I would invite Pedro Martinez, Warren Buffet and Bill Gates (the last two to tell em that if they gave me 10 million dollar I would be set for life and it wouldn't make even the slightest dent on their finances). Dead I would invite Che Guevara, Tupac and Selena (I was a kid when she got killed I was so sad.)

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[ADRossi]

Do you like Dave Dombrowski?

If you could sign one Brazilian player (except Neymar) to this current Inter team, who would you choose?

Among JJM, Candreva's Crosses, and ChillBro, who is most likely to be a virgin?

Bang, marry, kill: Ronin, Dylan, ThatDude

 

[Kakaroto]

Do you like Dave Dombrowski? No he trades too many young prospects and doesn't really build strong farm systems which is something very important to me, the Red Sox have won recently enough that I'm not desperate to trade all the young prospects. But he did get us Sale and the Kimbrel trade is not looking bad, I just prefer a different style more in the line of Theo Epstein.

If you could sign one Brazilian player (except Neymar) to this current Inter team, who would you choose? I would guess the logical choice would be Marquinhos from PSG since Inter is short in the defense. But I say Gabriel Jesus, I believe he is gonna be a huge star, the closest Brazilian forward I've seen to Ronaldo.

Among JJM, Candreva's Crosses, and ChillBro, who is most likely to be a virgin? I say Candreva's Crosses no way he has any time available to do anything other than hate on Candreva. JJM I believe has at least touched a boob and ChillBro has definitely Netflixed and chilled.

Bang, marry, kill: Ronin, Dylan, ThatDude.

Bang Ronin, He sounds like a sexy mofo. Marry thatdude he seems like a stable dude if I ever marry (god bless that woman) I want to at least have a stable relationship. Kill Dylan, thats the luck of the Irish.

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[ChillBro]

Haha great answers...

What is a good Dominican dish that we should all try?
Why timo Werner?
If you could visit anyplace in the world where would you go?
All time top 5 movies?

 

[Adriano@10]

Ever been to the san siro if so what game(s)?
Burritos or Burgers?
Cordoba or Matrix?(just in terms of who you like more not quality)
Worst inter coach since your a fan?
Worst inter player since your a fan?
Worst/best transfer inter made since you are a fan?
If you could choose any place to live in other than NYC where would it be?
How do you feel about the rent prices in NYC?
Best and worst thing about NYC?
Weed or booze?
Favorite Football player that never played for inter?
Favorite Athlete outside of Football?
Whats your stance on ultras and fierworks in the curva?
If money was not a factor what would your profession be?
How much do you hate boston and it s inhabitants?
Assuming you had a son and he would confess to you that he is a jubentino what do you do?
Do you watch the MLS if so how do you rate it?
You follow any NBA teams?
Do you practice any ball sports regularly if so what sports?(ball fondling does not count)
If you could slap any Jubentino also from the past in the face who would it be?(management included)

now to the more weird questions.
Would you rather have no legs or no arms and why?
Fuck the girl of your dreams every 10 years and get no other action or fuck semi ugly girls as much as you want?
Have a 20 inch dick and everybody thinks you have a micro penis or have a micro penis and have everybody think that you have a 20 inch dick?

 

[Kakaroto]

Haha great answers...

What is a good Dominican dish that we should all try? There are a couple. Gotta try Mangu thats where our platano power comes from. Also have to try Sancocho.
Why timo Werner? Because he is gonna be scoring goals for fun for the rest of his career.
If you could visit anyplace in the world where would you go? Traveling through the whole Himalayas would be fun.

All time top 5 movies?

Not a big movie guy I mostly watch comedies but here it goes

1) Scarface
2) Taxi Driver
3) The Sandlot
4) Police Academy series
5) Home Alone series

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Ever been to the san siro if so what game(s)? The farthest I've traveled is NY sadly
Burritos or Burgers? I would take a well made Burger over the best burrito.
Cordoba or Matrix? I like Matrix attitude more he was in your face with his craziness I liked that.
Worst inter coach since your a fan? Stramaccioni. He didn't have a coaching license for most of the time he was here.
Worst inter player since your a fan? So many hard to pinpoint one but the one I've hated the most is Matias Silvestre that guy was utter shit for Inter.
Worst/best transfer inter made since you are a fan? Best buying Kovacic. Worst selling Coutinho.
If you could choose any place to live in other than NYC where would it be? Would love to live in Italy or Brazil so I would say there. Italy obviously for Inter and Brazil because of so many big butts although a lot of trannies so have to be careful.
How do you feel about the rent prices in NYC? You basically live here to pay rent and the places are so shit unless you have a lot of money. NY is great to visit as a tourist but living here is pretty crap.
Best and worst thing about NYC? The best thing is that you can find basically anything here it is really a capital of the world. The worst thing is the rent and parking it is horrible.
Weed or booze? Booze
Favorite Football player that never played for inter? Maradona
Favorite Athlete outside of Football? Pedro Martinez
Whats your stance on ultras and fierworks in the curva? I love it it gives a certain color to the stance although I probably would feel differently about it if I had kids going with me to the game.
If money was not a factor what would your profession be? Pilot
How much do you hate boston and it s inhabitants? I don't hate them I like most of the teams from there lol
Assuming you had a son and he would confess to you that he is a jubentino what do you do? I would try to bribe him into not being a RuBentino.
Do you watch the MLS if so how do you rate it? Do not watch the MLS. I think it sucks although its getting better.
You follow any NBA teams? I'm a bandwagoner in the NBA I follow whomever win so now I like Golden State. I watch the NBA but in the playoffs.
Do you practice any ball sports regularly if so what sports? I used to play baseball but now I mostly run and walk as my exercise not much ball-playing.
If you could slap any Jubentino also from the past in the face who would it be? There are so many.... Nedved, Chiellini, Moggi Agnelli, Zidane, Bonucci, Lichsteiner, Conte, Buffon etc etc etc

now to the more weird questions.
Would you rather have no legs or no arms and why? No Arms. At least I'd walk around.
Fuck the girl of your dreams every 10 years and get no other action or fuck semi ugly girls as much as you want? Fuck semi ugly girls all the time, sounds a lot like my current situation lol. I already gave up fucking the girl of my dreams.
Have a 20 inch dick and everybody thinks you have a micro penis or have a micro penis and have everybody think that you have a 20 inch dick? Have the 20 inch dong. She gonna know about it once I hit her with it.

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[Wings]

How much do you miss enjoy?

 

[ScottishInterista]

Do you play console or PC, if so what's your top 5 games