Interview with Ana Banana

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Who is Jordi Masip? How good is he at what he's doing and in bed?

La Masia or InterCampus?

Varane or Bartra??

Who would you rather date:
Balazaretti, Poli, Bonucci, Ranocchia


Michael, what the fuck is wrong with you sick fuck
 

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1.) Banana cream pie or Banana split?

2.) How does one get cuckoo from eating cocoa puffs? :chan:

3.) There are three people left in the world, with you being one of the three. The remaining two are of Earth's finest gentlemen, one of whom you are to choose to mate with in order to repopulate the planet. The first can be described as a jittery, schizophrenic, anti-social fellow, while the other escaped prison for his violent, misogynistic nature.

Which one of the two would you go for? Also, keep in mind that you cannot take the easy way out (i.e. suicide) since the nearest tools are way out of your travelling range.
 

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I have a few questions for you.

1. Where’s the fife?
2. Gimme the fife.
 

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enough Italian for now a more serious question.......Do you discriminate against a certain types of bananas? if so which ones? Do you like the ones dipped in chocolate?
 

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Too much lulz in this thread :lol:

Dont have any questions on my mind atm for Ana so I just want to say good luck answering those questions :D
 

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gang bang or a threesome?

Sex , making love , or rape?
 

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This interview should be moved to the 18+ thread...
 

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Basically the whole board came out the woodwork with their dicks in their hands... If I'm not being too vulgar.
 

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I just asked her about shoes....basically

I actually don't know who she is as she was around predominately when I wasn't, but I'm sure there is some foundation to the incessant fapping going on around here.
 

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Holy....... here goes nothing :lol:
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Do you oil yourself up for fitness competitions?

Uhm. Well, I usually have someone do it for me :lol:

What's worst pickup line you've had aimed on you?
HAH. K, so I'm in Majorca at some party with some friends.. doing shots.. and this guy comes up behind me and goes "oh, so you swallow?"
Yeah. That.

Thongs, boyshorts, granny panties, hipsters, commando?
Thongs/boyshorts/commando. Depends on the outfit/mood.

worst date experience?
Hahah, trying to get in some uni experiences, back in 2010 - I let this frat guy take me to dinner. We had a decent [using that loosely] time until he got lost taking me home. I tried giving directions, which required him making a U-turn. He did it, trying to beat a stoplight and my end of the car was met with a truck [also trying to beat the stoplight] smashing into it, causing them to flip 3 times while we, fortunately, just spun out. There were kids in the truck, and a lot of blood, and it was pretty terrifying. I didn't go out/date anyone for a good bit after that :lol:

What's most played on your ipod?
All time? According to iTunes... Satisfaction - Benassi.

What's on your workout music playlist?
A lot of Avicii, Anselmo Ralph, Rasel, Michel Telo. Hahaha crazy random variety. Each workout requires something different though XD

would you rather be forever alone or forever with a fat-dude?
Assuming I love the guy, I don't care what he weighs, though I hope he loves me enough to care about his health and lifespan and want to maximise his time on Earth with me, you know? That's the nicest way I can say that :lol:

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
An embarrassing amount for someone who doesn't consider herself that type of girl.

Put it this way, here - at my current home, I have 107 pairs. Yes, I just counted :lol:
then there's dozens spread through friends houses around town because I hardly ever stay at home, on top of whatever I've left in Madrid over the past 7 months. :pokerface:

In my defence, they're mostly running/workout shoes. And most [at least 70%] were completely free. The girly-ness is only in quantity... heels and the like are comparatively limited... like 1:4 ratio or so :lol:

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Why am I posting on FIF after midnight while sober?

Gotta agree with the others - why are you posting on FIF sober at all? Get back in the bar!

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1. Where’s the fife?
Oh, no! You lost him?

2. Gimme the fife.
You had him last!

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Name your top 5 exercises & what are your pb's on them?

Gonna sound like a total girl, but, well - I love my butt, so they all focus there -
1) Squats - 86kg on a 12RM. 120kg 1RM with form.
2) Romanian Deadlifts - 90kg for 8RM. 102 1RM [this was before the pec tear... no way I can still do it lol]
3) Barbell Walking Lunges - 65kg for 20 steps with form.
4) Vertical Leg Press - 204kg for 15RM. 315kg for 1RM XD
5) Plank - 24:46, and I legit cried for an hour when I finished. Haven't matched it since, either :lol:

Which has been your scariest 5 moment so far?
Wait. between us? The ribs, tbh :lol:

You're cheating on me with a cannoli? Ouch. XD
Triple threat? XD

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So you are italian...?

I am, half. Mum was born and raised.

Do your own work ;) You'll learn better that way

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Nerazzurro
Why the banana?

Why not?

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Visca
Question for Ana, how would you explain our affair to my man if we ever get caught?

The same way I've explained it to parakeet, and blueberry back in the day :lol: there's just certain things they can't do for me... [or he, for you]

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Martijn
Do you still love me?

After the way you treated me? :finger:

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Which one of the dudes would you date?

Ahahahhahhhaha nameless guy strikes again, eh! See the trend here?
Aside from him? Ana loves her Superbaby :heart:

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Is hot pink your favorite color?

:fffuuu:

What is the first romantic thing that you will do to your wife when you see her for the first time? Be explicit please.
Private details, guys... come on, you know better.


F, marry, kill, cuddle and restraining order - Fitzy, Universe, I4E, Willy and Devious
F... Fitzy... no specific reason really. Aussie thing? F thing? Idk
Marry Willy. Love my superbaby.
Kill Uni.
Cuddle Dev. He seems cuddly.
Restraining order against I4E. He's married anyway :lol:

Thoughts on Dara's addiction to fapping?
I've heard overejaculation can really mess up a guy. Obviously don't know if it's true or not but if Parakeet is any indication.... :lol:

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Who is Jordi Masip? How good is he at what he's doing and in bed?

Jordi is a 24 year old blueberry that stands at either end of the Miniestadi a dozen or so times in between August and the following June... He is pretty amazing, fast, agile and incredibly passionate... on the field and off ;)

La Masia or InterCampus?
InterCampus. More worldly.

Varane or Bartra??
Bartra, obviously. For so many reasons.

Who would you rather date:
Balazaretti, Poli, Bonucci, Ranocchia

Oh hi, Lindsay.
Roli Poli. Prettyyyyyyyyyyyy. :heart:

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1.) Banana cream pie or Banana split?

Split. Ana dislikes pie in any way/shape/form.

2.) How does one get cuckoo from eating cocoa puffs?
Too much of anything is a bad thing ;)

3.) There are three people left in the world, with you being one of the three. The remaining two are of Earth's finest gentlemen, one of whom you are to choose to mate with in order to repopulate the planet. The first can be described as a jittery, schizophrenic, anti-social fellow, while the other escaped prison for his violent, misogynistic nature.

Which one of the two would you go for? Also, keep in mind that you cannot take the easy way out (i.e. suicide) since the nearest tools are way out of your travelling range.


The prison escapee, tbh. First, I'm stronger than most men I know, and I don't need him to raise the baby. Just help me have a couple of babies and I'll be on my way. Besides... schizophrenia is genetic. Since I'm aware he's schizo, I assume? I'd like the kill off that gene, thanks.

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Do you discriminate against a certain types of bananas? if so which ones? Do you like the ones dipped in chocolate?

Neah, Ana's no bananist but I'm not particulary fond of my past experiences with the chocolate ones [err.... one] :lol::lol:

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gang bang or a threesome?

Threesome. No experience with the other, and it's not quite my taste anyway :lol:

Sex , making love , or rape?
I'm a girl, making love obviously means the most to me :p
 

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I can't help imagine that there is a heap of horny young Interistas fapping at the exact same time right now :lol:

Good answers Ana :thumbsup:
 

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Who would you rather date:
Balazaretti, Poli, Bonucci, Ranocchia

Oh hi, Lindsay.
Roli Poli. Prettyyyyyyyyyyyy. :heart:

LOL! I didn't even notice that. Yeah, that's totally a question for me, not you :lol:
 
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