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Burning your subs and being out of options at the 65 minute mark is wild.

Roque's agent has specifically said no loans. If he's not at Barcelona next season, it's because he's no longer a Barcelona player.

Bologna and Juventus clinch Champions League qualification.

That should have been a winning goal! Dammit!

We're getting dangerously close to a world where I begin to dream Juventus can actually miss next year's Champions League. Don't let me dream, it's dangerous. EDIT - that's my fault.

I'm not saying he will be or he won't be, I'm saying that line of thinking is often times more optimistic than people realize. Across all comps, Taremi has seven goals this year, Arnautovic has five goals, Alexis has four. My best guess he ends up in that neighborhood next year too.

People use the "he can't be worse than [so and so]" line all the time. You know what? He can be worse. After being a decently reliable goal scorer the last few seasons, he's got five total goals in the league this year and he's going to be 32 next year. He's never played in a league above that...

Holstein Kiel promoted to the Bundesliga for the very first time after a 1-1 draw today against Fortuna Düsseldorf. They'll also be the first team from Schleswig-Holstein to play in the Bundesliga. St. Pauli can join them in promotion with a win or draw tomorrow at home against relegated Osnabrück.

We couldn't have scored two of these goals last week against Sassuolo, we have to be demolishing Frosinone's +/-.

The "bad result" was a 2-2 aggregate decided on penalty kicks. Lets not make it sound worse than it was.

If my notes are correct, Buchanan is the 17th different goal scorer for Inter in league play this season.

It's happening

The only difference is that we would've possibly had Dzeko in those positions to score against Atleti in the first leg instead of Arnautovic fucking up his service over and over again.

Same page as you on this one. If forced to choose between Real Madrid or Barcelona, I'm picking Madrid every single time with zero hesitation. Doesn't mean I enjoy seeing them always fucking win, but at a certain point you almost have to just marvel at how they always do it. Major fuck-up, no...

Real Madrid somehow both always manage to pull this stuff off yet shock people each time when they do it. They're the epitome of the Jesse Pinkman "getting away with it" scene.

It's astonishing. How do they always do this?

Dortmund is this year's Inter.

We were three minutes away...

Or if we still had Achraf Hakimi out wide instead of Dumfries...

Surely it's just a matter of time, but Milan would've mathematically clinched CL qualification with a win, as it is they're still 2 points shy from being there.